Subject: Rules of Flying

 

Keep the aeroplane in such an attitude that the air pressure is directly in

the pilot's face.

* Horatio C. Barber, 1916

 

When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was forgotten.

* Robert Livingston, 'Flying The Aeronca'

 

The only time an aircraft has too much fuel on board is when it is on fire.

* Sir Charles Kingsford Smith, sometime before his death in the 1920's

 

Flexible is much too rigid, in aviation you have to be fluid.

* Verne Jobst

 

If you can't afford to do something right, then be darn sure you can afford to do it wrong.

* Charlie Nelson (Good advice for construction)

 

Just remember, if you crash because of weather, your funeral will be held on a sunny day.

* Layton A. Bennett

 

I hope you either take up parachute jumping or stay out of single motored

airplanes at night.

* Charles A. Lindbergh, to Wiley Post, 1931

 

Never fly the 'A' model of anything.

* Ed Thompson

 

Never fly anything that doesn't have the paint worn off the rudder pedals.

* Harry Bill

 

Keep thy airspeed up, less the earth come from below and smite thee.

* William Kershner

 

When a prang seems inevitable, endeavor to strike the softest, cheapest

object in the vicinity, as slowly and gently as possible.

* advice given to RAF pilots during W.W.II.

 

Instrument flying is when your mind gets a grip on the fact that there is

vision beyond sight.

* U.S. Navy 'Approach' magazine circa W.W.II.

 

Always keep an 'out' in your hip pocket.

* Bevo Howard

 

The Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.

* attributed to Max Stanley, Northrop test pilot

 

A pilot who doesn't have any fear probably isn't flying his plane to its

maximum.

* Jon McBride, astronaut

 

If you're faced with a forced landing, fly the thing as far into the crash

as possible.

* Bob Hoover

 

It occurred to me that if I did not handle the crash correctly, there would

be no survivors.

* Richard Leakey, after engine failure in a single engine Nairobi, Africa,

1993.

 

If an airplane is still in one piece, don't cheat on it. Ride the bastard

down.

* Ernest K. Gann, advice from the 'old pelican'

 

Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death I Shall Fear No Evil For I am

80,000 feet and Climbing.

* sign over the entrance to the SR-71 operating location on Kadena AB

Okinawa

 

You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.

* Paul F. Crickmore

 

The emergencies you train for almost never happen. It's the one you can't

train for that kills you.

* Ernest K. Gann, advice from the 'old pelican'

 

If you want to grow old as a pilot, you've got to know when to push it, and

when to back off.

* Chuck Yeager

 

Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you

* Richard Herman Jr, 'Firebreak'

 

There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.

* Sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1970.

 

An airplane might disappoint any pilot, but it'll never surprise a good one.

* Len Morgan

 

To most people, the sky is the limit. To those who love aviation, the sky is

home. Life is simple. Eat, sleep, fly.